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  1. How to be productive


    You are really just searching around and getting lost in a link hole, so get out of here and get back to work.

  2. Get back to work! Still reading?


    What are you doing here anyway? You realized this is a joke. You've had your "uhuh" moment. Scram!

  3. Really. You've got stuff to do, it's all over your inbox.


    It seems like you think you are not replaceable. There is only one irreplaceable person, and that person is your mom, it's not you.

  4. We've all been there: lots of stuff to do, but finding ourselves distracted.


    We live in an age of dramatic distraction. There's a notable distinction between being busy and being productive. Being busy doesn't necessarily mean you're being productive.

  5. Are you really going to waste time reading this?


    Time is the only thing we can measure, save, sell and buy -- but we cannot see it, touch it, hear it, or ever have enough of it.

  6. Whenever we find ourselves wasting time, we take directly away from our lives.


    Dost thou love life? Then do not squander time, for that's the stuff life is made of. Benjamin Franklin

  7. It's time to get real about how you waste time.


    Procrastination is a complex psychological behavior that affects everyone to some degree or another. But you really can't expect your boss to believe that.

  8. Procrastination - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia


    The pleasure principle may be responsible for procrastination; one may prefer to avoid negative emotions, and to delay stressful tasks. The belief that one works best under pressure provides an additional incentive to the postponement of tasks.

  9. slacking-off


    The act of one giving themselves an over-the-pants handie, whereas they are either unable or too lazy to pull their pants down and masturbate correctly.

  10. Is this a joke? ... No it's very real.


    The time you are wasing right now, being mildly entretained could be some place where it could be truly helpful, making a difference, but instead you choose to stay here, within the confortable arms of mediocrity.

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What I need is a search engine that, no matter what I type in, comes back with "GO BACK TO WORK".

— Dave Barry