You are really just searching around and getting lost in a link hole, so get out of here and get back to work.
What are you doing here anyway? You realized this is a joke. You've had your "uhuh" moment. Scram!
It seems like you think you are not replaceable. There is only one irreplaceable person, and that person is your mom, it's not you.
We live in an age of dramatic distraction. There's a notable distinction between being busy and being productive. Being busy doesn't necessarily mean you're being productive.
Time is the only thing we can measure, save, sell and buy -- but we cannot see it, touch it, hear it, or ever have enough of it.
Dost thou love life? Then do not squander time, for that's the stuff life is made of. Benjamin Franklin
Procrastination is a complex psychological behavior that affects everyone to some degree or another. But you really can't expect your boss to believe that.
The pleasure principle may be responsible for procrastination; one may prefer to avoid negative emotions, and to delay stressful tasks. The belief that one works best under pressure provides an additional incentive to the postponement of tasks.
The act of one giving themselves an over-the-pants handie, whereas they are either unable or too lazy to pull their pants down and masturbate correctly.
The time you are wasing right now, being mildly entretained could be some place where it could be truly helpful, making a difference, but instead you choose to stay here, within the confortable arms of mediocrity.
— Dave Barry